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Vol 707 - June 29, 2008 - Strange Dictionary For Women
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- HOTEL ROOMS BOOKED AND THE LOWEST RATE! - GUARANTEED! Over 1 Million Rooms & Suites Booked - Amazing Savings http://www.reservetravel.com/v5/redir.aspx?&type=search&siteid=9055 ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Quotes About 'Character': Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. - Elmer G. Letterman A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799) When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends. - Japanese Proverb To succeed is nothing, it's an accident. but to feel no doubts about oneself is something very different: it is character. - Marie Leneru, Oprah Magazine, May 2004 Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865) ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Dictionary For Women DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend ½ an hour writing, then forget to take to the store. Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician." Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n Similar to a black hole in space -- if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon. Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breathe...push..." Lipstick (lip*stik) n On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...! Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide. Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers." Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it. Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card. ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== EXTREME FOUR WHEELING - HUMMERS COMING DOWN - VIEW FROM INSIDE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/138877.html STRANGE EUROPEAN MUSTACHES - 4 - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/139021.html LITTLE RED SQUIRREL AND HIS CHICK ! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/139449.html OLD MARITAL RATING CHART - 1939 - DON'T LET YOUR SPOUSE SEE WHAT YOU RATED THEM! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/139523.html STRANGE "GHOST" PICTURES - 5 - FOUNTAIN - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/139576.html STRANGE WWI SOLDIER FORMATIONS - 25,000 MEN CAMP DIX, NJ - 1918 - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/139593.html COOL SHOT - AIR CRAFT CARRIER AND NAVY EA-6B PROWLER - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/139714.html 2 STRANGE VOLKSWAGENS - ATTACHED ON TOP! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/139715.html BE-43 - CHILEAN NAVY TALL SHIP TS ESMERALDA - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/139717.html REDNECK DRIVE THRU IN ARKANSAS - GRANNY IN GARDEN TRAILER PULLED BY GARDEN TRACTOR! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/139719.html AMAZING DIRT TRACK RACER TAKES OUT TELEPHONE POLE! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/139735.html IPOD'S ARE POPULAR EVERYWHERE - EVER AFRICA! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/139737.html STRANGE CHINESE ACROBATS - LEG PILE! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/139739.html STRANGE VEHICLES THAT RUN ON RAILROAD TRACKS - 50'S CAR W/ COW CATCHER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/139748.html AMAZING GYMNASTICS - FLOOR EXERCISES! - 11 - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/139786.html STRANGE "LIVE GOLDFISH" BRA - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/139797.html EVEN RIOT POLICE ARE AFRAID OF THIS "CLOWN" - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/139801.html STRANGE BABY MANTA RAY - TRANSLUCENT! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/139810.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - SUPERNATURAL - Ghosts - Eerie Events - UFO's - Crop Circles http://www.strangepersons.com/content/category/100304_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week Strange Questions That The Smithsonian Musem has Received - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/139074.html Great Golf Stories - David Feherty Speech - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/139718.html Real Names of Celebrities - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/112479.html Strange Actual Newspaper Headlines - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/113082.html Official Celebrity Bra Size List - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/109887.html Strange Traffic Cop Responses - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/111173.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Jokes ? 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