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Vol 916 - June 30, 2010 - Strange Doc-isms What They Say & What They Really Mean
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - 3 NEW WEBSITE ENHANCEMENTS! We have added three new features that you have been asking for. 1. GAMES UPGRADE - TOURNAMENTS - NEW FORMAT - WIN CASH & PRIZES “NEW! Play free online games on Strange Cosmos now! Play your favorite games like Diner Dash, Cube Crasher and Bubble Town with your friends or by yourself. You can now invite your friends from Facebook to play and compete in Cash Tournaments and win fun prizes; get ready to compare each others’ scores!” NEW "OLD" GAMES ADDED! CLASSICS - FROGGER - PAC-MAN - ASTEROIDS !!!! http://www.strangecosmos.com/static/games.html 2. Auto Image Centering - no need to scroll down and center the image anymore! 3. New Utility Bar on top right and bottom of each image page which allows direct connect to 12 POPULAR Social Networking and News sites - FaceBook - MySpace - Reddit - Twitter - Digg - Stumbleupon - Yahoo - Google. Now it's easier than ever to share and store your favorite images and jokes! ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" ================================== Strange "I'm Not Very Bright" Quotes I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. - Marshall McLuhan I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler I have nothing intelligent to say. - Meg Tilly, when approached by a TV reporter asking questions on her way into the 1997 Oscar ceremonies. I am not denying anything I did not say. -Brian Mulrooney I really didn't say everything I said. - Yogi Berra I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. - Keanu Reeves My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave. -Burt Reynolds I'm no actor, and I have sixty-four pictures to prove it. - Victor Mature Of all the things I've ever lost I miss my mind the most. - Steven Tyler ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - -Doc-isms What They Say & What They Really Mean A little list of "Doc-isms" What doctors say, and what they're really thinking: "This should be taken care of right away." I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself. "Welllllll, what have we here...?" He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue. "Let me check your medical history." I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending anymore time with you. "We have some good news and some bad news." The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it. "Let me schedule you for some tests." I have a forty percent interest in the lab. "I'd like to have my associate look at you." He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle. "I'd like to prescribe a new drug." I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig. "This may smart a little." Last week two patients bit off their tongues. "This should fix you up." The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff. "I'd like to run some more tests." I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one. "There is a lot of that going around." My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this. ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== STRANGE COLLECTORS GUNS & SHOTGUNS - ENGRAVED ORNATE BERETTA SHOTGUN - http://www.strangevacations.com/content/item/164732.html STRANGE MINIATURE GOLF COURSES AND PUTT PUTT HOLES - TURNPIKE TOLL BOOTH HOLE - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/164860.html TOP 10 TALLEST NBA PLAYERS - MINUTE BOL & MUGGSY BOGUES - http://www.strangemedical.com/content/item/164401.html STRANGE FISH WITH FUNNY HUMAN FACES - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/164976.html 1937 PANHARD DYNAMIC - STREAMLINED - AMAZING PAINT! - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/165203.html STRANGE BICYCLE RIDING RACING AND FUN - CHASED BY ZORRO WITH A SWORD! - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/165252.html HEIDI MONTAG - EVOLUTION - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/165351.html WWII - GERMAN PRISONERS ON NORMANDY BEACH - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/165364.html GEMMA ATKINSON - WORLDS MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN? - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/165481.html STRANGE LIZARDS - GEIKO GECKO? - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/165526.html STRANGE 1955 2 TON LCF CHEVY TRUCK (MATER) - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/165550.html DEADWOOD - GOLD-RUSH TOWN DAKOTA TERRITORY - 1876 - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/165558.html STRANGE TIME LAPSE F-18 TAKE OFF LIGHTS - AIR CRAFT CARRIER - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/165559.html STRANGE SPRAY - LOOK AND FEEL CANADIAN INSTANTLY! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/165553.html NOSE ON SHOT - SR-71 - SCARY - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/165561.html STRANGE MINIATURE FRENCH CASTLE - AMAZING DETAIL - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/165562.html STRANGE EARTHEN GRASS COVERED HOUSES - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/165563.html STRANGE CHINESE EGG CUBER - SQUARE EGGS! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/165564.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - ST - GREAT BRITAIN - ENGLAND - IRELAND - SCOTLAND - Dublin - London - Glasgow http://www.strangetravel.com/content/category/100574_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week Strange Medals for Animal Bravery - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/165565.html Strange Facts About Earth and Space - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/165567.html Drunk Driver Trapped in Overturned Car Opens Another Beer While Waiting - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/165568.html Drunk Snowmobilers Chase Rabbit - Rabbit Wins - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/165569.html Actual Exam Questions and Answers From UK's GCSE Test - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/158782.html 10 Strangest Celebrity Endorsements - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/157907.html 10 Strangest Celebrity Baby Names - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/157908.html 11 Foods That Will Make you Happy - http://www.strangemedical.com/content/item/157973.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Strange But True News, Quotes, Trends, Morons, etc http://www.strangemedical.com/content/category/116_1.html ================================== Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites New! --------------- NEW STRANGE WEBSITES!------------------- Old Pictures & Images - History - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/ Farmers - Crops - Tractors - Farm Animals - http://www.strangefarmer.com/ Racing! - F1 - NASCAR - Dirt Bikes - http://www.strangeracer.com/ Blondes - Celebs - Models - Musicians - http:www.StrangeBlondes.com/ -----------NEW -------------New! ---------------New! ---------- Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/ Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/ Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/ Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/ Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/ All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/ Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/ Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/ Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/ Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/ Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/ Hurricanes - Lightning – Tsunami’s - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/ ========================== ********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!) 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